Is LA allergic to ATMS?

I swear to God that every time I need to get money there is not an ATM in sight. It seems that Los Angles doesn't believe in allowing people to access the money that they have. Every deli in NYC has ATMS, but none of them here have them. Neither do grocery stores or convenience stores or any store for that matter. I have gone to banks that don't even have them. I pose the question.......why oh why oh why is LA trying to keep my money from me? If you want me to eat I need my money. If you want to let me go out I need my money.

Listen up LA.......get some ATMs. It is the only decent thing to do. I mean really. Why are you being so spiteful? Where are all the ATMS?